Alright Ip you got away from Sus.
“-pants- Are you sure? -pants-” - Ip
Yes.
“-pants-…-pants-” -Ip
I am /SURE/. You can stop running now. I promise.
“Phew. Alright. That was fun. What should i do now?” -Ip
Well, seeing as we got interrupted last time, i would suggest you take this time to define yourself.
“”Define myself”? I am defined. I am me.” -Ip
Ah, but nobody knows who you are yet. And you don’t even know what it means to be you.
“Really? Well i suppose thats true. Alright, lets make me.” - Ip
Alright, well, seeing as you ran all that way away from Sus, you should have a pretty good constitution and endurance.
“Oh yeah. I’m awesome” -Ip
…And seeing as you “dibs” another human being who happened to be a maniac, you should have a relatively low amount of wisdom.
“Bah. I’m smart” -Ip
Pfft. Smart has nothing to do with being wise. Trust me. And, to see if youre smart…Whats the integral of (15x^3)?
“Bwahahaha! Basic Calculus? Really? It’s (15/4)(x^4).” -Ip
…Alright fine. You count as smart.
“I tooooold you -sticks out tongue-” -Ip
Catch this!
. -Falling ball
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. -Ball Midair
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o -Ip
-thunk-
“Ow!” -Ip
No hand eye coordination.
“That was uncalled for!” -Ip
It was totally called for. I wanted it to happen. So it did. So Ha.
“Jerk” -Ip
What do you think you’ll want to use as a weapon?