April 21, 2010
  • Alright Ip you got away from Sus.

    “-pants- Are you sure? -pants-” - Ip

    Yes.

    “-pants-…-pants-” -Ip

    I am /SURE/. You can stop running now. I promise.

    “Phew. Alright. That was fun. What should i do now?” -Ip

    Well, seeing as we got interrupted last time, i would suggest you take this time to define yourself.

    “”Define myself”? I am defined. I am me.” -Ip

    Ah, but nobody knows who you are yet. And you don’t even know what it means to be you.

    “Really? Well i suppose thats true. Alright, lets make me.” - Ip

    Alright, well, seeing as you ran all that way away from Sus, you should have a pretty good constitution and endurance.

    “Oh yeah. I’m awesome” -Ip

    …And seeing as you “dibs” another human being who happened to be a maniac, you should have a relatively low amount of wisdom.

    “Bah. I’m smart” -Ip

    Pfft. Smart has nothing to do with being wise. Trust me. And, to see if youre smart…Whats the integral of (15x^3)?

    “Bwahahaha! Basic Calculus? Really? It’s (15/4)(x^4).” -Ip

    …Alright fine. You count as smart.

    “I tooooold you -sticks out tongue-” -Ip

    Catch this!


    . -Falling ball

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    . -Ball Midair

    |

    o -Ip

    -thunk-

    “Ow!” -Ip

    No hand eye coordination.

    “That was uncalled for!” -Ip

    It was totally called for. I wanted it to happen. So it did. So Ha.

    “Jerk” -Ip

    What do you think you’ll want to use as a weapon?

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