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• Rachael says (8: 39 PM):
• Fortunately, Bob booked a flight to Paris on time xD
• Will says (8: 40 PM):
• Unfortunately he still missed it
• Rachael says (8: 40 PM):
• Fortunately, due to missed flight he was there when his wife went into labor.
• Will says (8: 41 PM):
• Unfortunately it was a miscarriage
• =[
• Rachael says (8: 41 PM):
• Fortunately, the Paris mistress didn't hear about this.
• Will says (8: 42 PM):
• Unfortunately she got struck by a meteor
• Rachael says (8: 42 PM):
• Fortunately the meteor was made of cotton candy.
• Will says (8: 42 PM):
• Unfortunately it hardened in the atmosphere
• Rachael says (8: 43 PM):
• Fortunately it solved world hunger
• Will says (8: 43 PM):
• Unfortunately it created the new problem of world tummyaches
• Rachael says (8: 43 PM):
• Fortunately it rescued the floundering medical practice.
• Will says (8: 44 PM):
• Unfortunately said medical practices were owned by an evil genius and created a Zombie Apocalypse
• Rachael says (8: 44 PM):
• Fortunately there is was a convenient supply of katanas and chainsaws spread through amusement parks and hospitals.
• *was
• Will says (8: 45 PM):
• Unfortunately the katanas weree dull and the chainsaws were out of gas
• Rachael says (8: 45 PM):
• Fortunately the level was set to easy.
• Will says (8: 45 PM):
• Unfortunately everyone was too incompetent
• Rachael says (8: 46 PM):
• Fortunately the fat genes were soon weeded out of the population.
• Will says (8: 47 PM):
• Unfortunately the good genes went too
• Rachael says (8: 48 PM):
• Fortunately the problem of violence was ended.
• Will says (8: 48 PM):
• Unfortunately it was because everyone was dead
• Rachael says (8: 48 PM):
• Fortunately we finally had world peace
• Will says (8: 48 PM):
• Unfortunately there was noone there to experience it
• Rachael says (8: 49 PM):
• Fortunately a very smart amoeba decided to take advantage of this lack of interruption and evolved legs.
• Will says (8: 50 PM):
• Unfortunately with the creation of legs, it also created the state of being legless
• Rachael says (8: 52 PM):
• Fortunately this state of being legless introduced the philosophy of tolerance and acceptance among the amoeba community, and united them against the evil zombie-flesh bacteria.
• Will says (8: 53 PM):
• Unfortunately there were those evil bacteria that would oppose the idea of tolerance and acceptence, which lead to the Bacterial Holocaust
• Rachael says (8: 55 PM):
• Fortunately, the Bacterial Holocaust led a few zombie bacteria to realize the true horror of what they had done, and in this self-realizing anguish they went on a murder spree to bring the culprits to justice using protien spears and DNA whips.
• Will says (8: 55 PM):
• Unfortunately God got bored and turned off the universe
• Rachael says (8: 55 PM):
• ...
• Will says (8: 56 PM):
• =D
• Rachael says (8: 56 PM):
• Fortunately.... um...
• ...
• Will says (8: 56 PM):
• hehehehehe
• Rachael says (8: 56 PM):
• You win.
• Will says (8: 56 PM):
• i win
• TO THE BLOGOSPHERE
• Patrick says (1: 00 AM EST):
• Fortunately, God is a big believer in replay value. He changed some initial settings, and rebooted.
• Will says (11: 24 PM):
• Unfortunately He didn't properly debug the first time through.
• Patrick says (7: 39 AM EST):
• Fortunately, God wrote it in emacs.
• Will says (12: 11 PM)
• Unfortunately TeamThinkTank still found some bugs
• Patrick says (4: 24 PM EST)
• I have no response. If Team ThinkTank found bugs, it's over. Which means the system was rebooted with errors going into it, making that universe as flawed as this one. Team ThinkTank found this acceptable, and continued to loathe humanity once more.
• Will says (7: 28 PM)
• That's generally how it goes if it includes Team ThinkTank.